Such a Pain

vb (intr)

1. to stroll about freely, as for relaxation, with no particular direction

2. (of paths, streams, etc.) to follow a winding course; meander

3. (Life Sciences & Allied Applications / Botany) (of plants) to grow in a random fashion

4. (of speech, writing, etc.) to lack organization

n

a leisurely stroll, esp in the countryside

"My life is just a series of embarrassing events strung together by me telling people about those events"